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★ Definitely Real Tech Guy ✓
@notrealelon · 14m
interesting $TELON — name is funny
14.2k likes · 3.1k RT · 1.8M views
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DAYS
MISSION CONTROL · BAJA SUR · CHANNEL 04
THANKS
ELON.
The people's tip jar for the world's richest man. He kept the lights on, blasted rockets, fed the timeline. Now it's our turn — one candle at a time.
★ SOLANA
★ FAIR LAUNCH
★ NO TEAM CUT
★ LAUNCH IMMINENT
00
HRS
04
MIN
32
SEC
★ INCOMING: degen wallet 3xKy…7vT9 swept 2.4 SOL ·
★ FOMO METER EXTREME (94/100) ·
bonded curve +88.4% in last 90 seconds ·
★ ELON LIKED A TWEET 8 minutes ago ·
★ NEW HOLDER just bought 0.9 SOL ·
green candles consecutively: 14 ·
★ DEXSCREENER TRENDING #3 ·
★ MISSION: PUMP ·
★ LAUNCH SEQUENCE initiated ·
★ ANOTHER LAMBO just hit the chart ·
$TELON — THE TIP JAR
One billionaire bought the bird, lit up the night sky, and built a tunnel under L.A. This is your way of saying thanks. No utility. No roadmap. No team allocation. Just a coin called THANKS on Solana for the world's most expensive shrug.
The mission patch is open source. The pump is not. WAGMI or GAFLO.
★ PAD 4·9 · IGNITION SEQUENCE START
★ LIVE FOMO TELEMETRY ★
HOLDERS
1,847
+312 / 5min
PRICE
$0.000048
+88.4% / 1h
MCAP
$48,212
+88.4% / 1h
VOL 5M
14.4 SOL
+212% vs avg
SNIPED 60S
+312
extreme volume
FOMO INDEX
94/100
★ EXTREME ★
★ PRICE · 1H · ALWAYS UP ★
$TELON / USD · LIVE
$0.000048 +88.4%
★ INTERCEPTED COMMS ★
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degen.sol
@degensol · 6m
bro just 2x'd in 8 minutes on $TELON. mission patch lore is sending it. this is the one.
2.4k likes · 880 RT · 412k views
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moonboy_22
@moonboy_22 · 2m
if you missed BONK, WIF, POPCAT — this is your second chance. $TELON is the people's tip jar. no team cut. fair launch. WAGMI.
4.1k likes · 1.2k RT · 822k views
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girl_alpha ✓
@galpha · 32s
$TELON chart looks too clean. green candles consecutively: 14. mission control posting telemetry every block. not a drill.
6.8k likes · 2.4k RT · 1.2M views
★ MISSION FOOTAGE ★
★ T+00:00:04 · LIFTOFF
★ FLIGHT DECK · NIGHT SHIFT
★ PRINCIPAL · "YOU'RE WELCOME"
★ TELEMETRY · CHART UP
★ COLONY ALPHA · STAGE 4
★ OFFICIAL PATCH · CLOSE-UP
★ LAUNCH CHECKLIST ★
01
FUEL UP
Top up SOL on Phantom, Solflare, or any Solana wallet. Minimum recommended: 0.5 SOL. Don't bring milk money you can't lose.
02
ACQUIRE CA
Copy the contract address from the box above. Double-check the ticker is $TELON. There will be 47 impersonators. Read carefully.
03
SLIPPAGE OPEN
Set slippage to 5–15% in the first hour. Volume will be wild. MEV bots will try. Set priority fee high if you want fill.
04
HOLD OR FOLD
This is a memecoin. It pumps, it dumps, it might do both in a single minute. HODL or take profit at your level. No advice — read the disclaimer.
★ FINAL TRANSMISSION ★
★ READY TO SAY THANKS? ★
Mission control is watching. The pump is real. The shrug is forever. Insert SOL to continue.